"Or we could impersonate Donald Trump and ask
him for free stuff"
-Caleb
Mesami Christmas Lymericks
Team Rudolph
When Santa took off in his sleigh,
The elves they all shouted hooray,
They partied all night,
During Santa's flight,
And they were out drunk the next day.
Team Frosty
There was an old fellow named Claus,
He made sure to follow the laws,
He went home one day,
And saw with dismay,
That someone had stolen his Ma.
